May 12, 2018

111 3 Menteri Diumumkan Kerajaan PH, 7 Masih Misteri


Kabinet Kerajaan Malaysia (setakat 12/05/2018)

Perdana Menteri : Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamed
Timbalan PM : DS Dr Wan Azizah Wan Ismail
Menteri Kewangan : Lim Guan Eng
Menteri Pertahanan : Mohd Sabu
Menteri Keselamatan Dalam Negeri : TS Muhyiddin Mohd Yassin.

Hebat sungguh barisan Menteri Kanan Kerajaan Pakatan Harapan. Semoga para pengundi tempoh hari berpuas hati dan bergembira.

Cuma saya tertanya-tanya, kecuali Saifuddin Nasution, kenapa tiada wakil PKR dalam Sidang Media sebentar tadi. Mungkin DS Wan Azizah, DS Azmin Ali, Nurul Izzah mahupun Rafizi Ramli sedang menonton perletakan jawatan DS Najib Razak dan tidak dapat datang?

Apapun, tabik dan Tahniah Menteri Pertahanan Malaysia bagi Parlimen ke 14. Perlantikan YB Mat Sabu sebagai Menteri Pertahanan adalah tepat dan kena pada masanya.

ATM perlu dipimpin oleh seorang figura pejuang yang tidak kenal putus asa selama berpuluh tahun. Beliau lambang seorang pahlawan Melayu 🇲🇾


Nota Kaki - Cumanya CTS tidak faham dengan apa yang dimaksudkan oleh Rafizi Ramli di bawah. Rafizi Ramli siapa berbanding Perdana Menteri.


May 11, 2018

145 A Message For BN Supporters - Time Is On Our Side




To all BN supporters:

Yes, you are still recovering from the shock elections result and understand that everything has changed. You are asking how this could have happened and would have started assigning blame.

But cheer up. All is not lost.  BN still has 79 seats and is still the state govts for Sarawak, Perak, Perlis and Pahang. Kedah is still a possibility.

PAS has 18 seats. They are equally against PH - perhaps more so due to their deep-seated hatred of Tun M, DAP and Amanah.

PH by itself only got 113 seats. If you add Warisan's 8 seats, it is just 121 seats. Their popular votes was 45% - lower than the 48% that BN and PAS got.

At just 121 seats, this PH govt is a weak govt and is lower than the 133 seats that BN got in PRU13. Therefore, it is a fragile govt and could fall anytime if their Sabah and Sarawak MPs defect.

I think we cannot dispute that PH won due to Tun M keeping the coalition together and reassuring the Malays that it is safe to vote the DAP controlled PH.

But the reality is that he is 93 years old and his ability to endure the strains of PM is still questionable. 

Regardless, his health and age will eventually force him to withdraw from the scene. 

Time is on our side here.

In order to win, Tun M may have said a lot of things that he was a U-Turn of what he stood for in the past but this was just to let people hear what they wanted to hear in order to get their votes.

Mahathir has his flaws and his basic character is unlikely to have changed. Very soon, he will revert to his kuku besi mentality and the public will see his true zalim face. The cruelness side of him that turned so many Malaysians against him in the face place. In no time, Malaysians be disgusted and will turn against him and Pakatan.

The public expects Pakatan to keep its many "bulan dan bintang" promises but we all know these are populist, unrealistic and will cause great financial damage to Malaysia.

Taking the rest of their manifesto such as abolishing tolls aside, many of their 10 items in 100 days promise will be hard and costly to implement.

Removing GST and changing to SST will cost RM24b. Eliminating FELDA debts - RM5.1b . EPF for housewives - RM1.8b. Kad Peduli Sihat - RM1.75b.  Just these are already RM32b - as much as the entire Federal budget deficit for 2017.

And we have not even talked about petrol prices yet. Without realizing that their incomes have increased drastically under BN from 2009 to 2017, many people said they rindu zaman Tun where prices were low. 

When Tun was in power, global oil prices, food prices and commodity prices were still very low. In 2004, all these prices jumped as the emergence of China drove up demand. China is still going strong and with India's middle class booming, it is a matter of time before commodity prices continue their upswing.

Their 100 days promise to increase minimum wage in Sarawak and Sabah by 8.5% will also cause inflation. Global oil prices as we speak is now US$77 per barrel and may rise to US$100 soon.

Instead of petrol prices reducing, PH could soon realize they will have to increase RON95 prices to RM2.50 per liter.

Soon, the people will realize the harsh realities that prices will continue to increase even after GST was removed and Tun M is back in power 

They will start branding PH as "Price Hikes."

This is the economic reality and external forces that BN was trying to educate the public to understand but failed as the public was consumed by the lies of PH and blamed BN.

Criticizing and blaming the govt is always easier than running the govt. The day will come when PH will be blamed for cost of living increases too.

As we are no longer in Federal Govt, BN is likely to undergo dramatic changes as old leaders, members and even component parties exit. 

Young, energetic and smart leaders will be given the opportunity to rise up their ranks to take their place. These people will be motivated, hungry for success brave and vocal - traits that BN lacked before.

Above all, any democratic country and two party system needs a strong opposition that will provide the checks and balances against them.

Our country needs this. Our country needs us.

Let's reorganize, keep the faith. keep up the fight. plan and execute our plan. PH will make mistakes. PH is destined to fail one day. 

Fitnah cannot win as truth is on our side.

Tatap BN.

May 10, 2018

100 Sebak Juga Membaca Luahan Ini, Apa Nak Buat, Nasi Sudah Menjadi Bubur








42 Calon Perdana Menteri Janjikan GST Mansuh, Ganti Demgan SST? Inikan Wal Hasil Balik Asal?



Terima kasih calon Perdana Menteri Pakatan Harapan (setakat pukul 4.00 petang masih belum angkat sumpah), kerana membuat akujanji akan menghapuskan Good & Services Tax (GST). Alhamdulillah. Maka pengikut-pengikut beliau bertepuk tangan dan bersorak gembira seperti dalam video di atas.

Beliau juga berjanji akan mewujudkan kembali Sales & Services Tax (SST). Krik ... krik ... bukankah SST satu bentuk cukai yang dilaksanakan oleh Malaysia dahulu? Cukai ganti dengan cukai. Siapa kata Pakatan Harapan perintah Rakyat Malaysia tidak perlu bayar cukai?

Kalau sekarang GST dikenakan adalah 6% dan dilaksanakan hampir kebanyakan negara-negara di dunia termasuk yang terbaru di Arab Saudi dan ianya satu sistem percukaian yang telus, Pakatan Harapan ingin menjadi popular dengan mengantikan dengan SST yang penuh dengan ketirisan. 

Kalau dulu SST 10%, sekarang berapa peratus. Mungkin pengikut-pengikut Pakatan lebih suka cukai 10% berbanding 6%. Maklumlah IQ14.

57 CTS, What Happen Next?



Congratulation to Pakatan Harapan for enable to rule the country. This is a people voice and we have to respect it. Frankly speaking, I don't expected this tsunami coming. So what happen after this?

After all the celebrations are over and the dust have settled, I think Pakatan Harapan leaders would have to get down to some serious crisis meeting:

1. How to convince people that the government has no viable alternative to GST. They want to abolish GST right?

2. That the government simply cannot afford to abolish tolls. because the concessions Tun Dr Mahathir gave them made it impossibly costly. 

3. That subsidizing petrol prices would be committing financial suicide and that's not even taking into account the RM dropping 10% to 20% if they are crazy enough to do that.

4. That corruption is fine so long as everybody live 'prosperously'.

The rules of the game have changed. It is always much easier to criticize than to walk the talk. They couldn't even do it when they were in opposition, don't hold your breath on them doing it as the government.

It's going to be fun being opposition for the next 5 years. Well this is my first day as an opposition. Cheers!

Day 1.

May 9, 2018

24 Alasan-Alasan Pakatan Harapan Kalah Hari Ini


Tahukah Anda? Semua pihak berikut bersekongkol untuk memastikan Barisan Nasional (BN) menang malam nanti!

Episod 1: OMG undi May 9. Orang kerja! (Konspirasi Najeeeeb!) 

Episod 2: OMG dia deregister parti. (Konspirasi ROS!)

Episod 3: OMG tempoh kempen singkat. (Konspirasi SPR!)

Episod 4: OMG tiada IC dia tak kasi tanding. (Konspirasi JPN!)

Episod 5: OMG muflis dia tak kasi tanding. (Konspirasi Jabatan Insolvensi!)

Episod 6: OMG poster Mahathir dikerat tiada tindakan. (Konspirasi PDRM!)

Episod 7: OMG Kertas Undi lambat sampai. (Konspirasi Poslaju!)

Episod 8: OMG lambat sampai Pusat Undi. (Konspirasi AirAsia!)

Episod 9: OMG India ink kat jari lenyap. (Konspirasi Sykt. Hindia Timur British!)

Episod 10: OMG blackout malam nanti. (Konspirasi TNB!)

Untuk Episode 11, saksikan Drama Konspirasi Pakatan jam 11 malam nanti.

May 8, 2018

17 Only 72 Voters Surveyed, Invoke?



Late evening yesterday, I read an article about Invoke's prediction that Pakatan Harapan will form the next Government. The survey was conducted among 11,991 people across 165 Parliamentary seats in Peninsular Malaysia. I have a very mathematical brain and it went to work immediately.

If you take a simple average, that means the total number surveyed per Parliamentary seat is just 72 people. Any idea how many 72 people is? That's about the size of 2 classrooms full of students, definitely there are more people in Tesco at any one time. 

You can even get 72 people in a Petronas station in about 15-20 minutes, or KFC in less than 5 minutes. I am not sure if asking 72 people about who will they vote for is conclusive that Pakatan Harapan and Barisan Nasional will win that seat.

The smallest seat in Peninsular Malaysia is Putrajaya with 17,627 voters. That's 0.004 percent. Even more comical is when we take the 72 against the largest seat in Peninsular Malaysia - Damansara with 150,439 voters. That's a miniscule 0.0004 percent.

Headlines are kinda easy to write, I have been there and done that. And that is what people read anyway, most of the time. Invoke is telling the entire country that the Opposition will be the Government based on what 72 people say in each seat based on simple average. Is this how Invoke's multi million budget is being spent?

Let us also have a throwback moment today while we are on this. In the 13th General Election, it was reported on 8 March 2013 that Anwar Ibrahim too said the then Pakatan Rakyat would win the elections with at least a 10 seat majority.

What was the result in the end? Pakatan won only 89 seats, not even close to 122 seats that they predicted. Anwar also predicted that the Opposition will helm 6 out of 13 states in Malaysia, while Kit Siang said 7. In the end, the Opposition lost Kedah and Perak. They managed to retain only Selangor, Penang and Kelantan.

After reading these, the next question that we all have in our minds is - Why is the Opposition attempting to lie that they will win the elections? This election is a war that the Opposition has lost since Day 1 of campaigning, with lies after lies thrown by sympathisers and supporters, driving away voters from them.

The voters will punish the Opposition for their lies. The Opposition knows this clearly. To salvage it, the Opposition has to create a psychological bandwagon effect. Theoretically no one wants to be on the losing team, it feels good to be victorious.

It is the same reason why people support teams like Barcelona, Real Madrid, Manchester United and recently Manchester City. It really feels good when we celebrate the win after a match. The Opposition is seeding into the minds of voters that they will emerge victorious in the elections, and use that to tempt fence-sitters to vote for them.

But with 72 respondents per seat, and only Peninsular Malaysia's 165 seats were surveyed, that's a joke fit for Comedy Central Asia. Perhaps it is time for us to remind ourselves that in the last elections, Barisan Nasional won 86 seats in Peninsular Malaysia and another 47 seats in Sabah and Sarawak, a total of 133 seats.

DAP and PKR won only 68 in total. BN also won 5.2 million votes in GE13. Remember this Invoke and Rafizi, numbers don't lie. Only headlines like yours.

14 Pakatan Harapan Memerlukan Dajal Betina Clare Brown Untuk Propaganda Hari Terakhir



Clare Rewcastle Brown, Dajal Betina yang sentiasa memburukkan Malaysia melalui fitnah beliau di Sarawak Report hari ini menyamar sebagai rakyat Malaysia dan mengetuai demonstrasi anti-kerajaan di London. Ini bertujuan untuk mencemarkan Malaysia dan mengatakan bahawa Pakatan Harapan akan mengalami kekalahan di dalam Pilihan Raya Umum ke 14 (PRU14), dengan dakwaan Perdana Menteri DS Najib Tun Razak menipu. 

Propaganda ini adalah sebagai satu cara selamat untuk 'menjelaskan' kekalahan Pakatan esok, 9 Mei. Nampak gayanya Pakatan Harapan memerlukan campur tangan asing untuk menjayakan propaganda hari terakhir sebelum Hari Pengundian. Jangan biarkan campur tangan asing berlaku ke atas Pilihan Raya Umum Rakyat Malaysia.

6 11 Perbezaan Ketara Zaman Tun @chedetoffical Dan Zaman DS @NajibRazak











May 7, 2018

22 @AirAsia Kini Biru





Tidak sampai sebulan Ketua Pegawai Eksekutif Kumpulan Air Asia, DS Tony Fernades dipuji dan dipuja kerana menawarkan tambang murah kepada penumpang-penumpang syarikatnya yang akan balik mengundi, hari ini beliau telah digelar 'pemakan dedak oleh macai-macai Pakatan Harapan.

Nampak gayanya pimmpinan Pakatan Harapan perlu mengarahkan semua penyokong dan pengundinya agar memboikot AirAsia dengan membatalkan penerbangan masing-masing dan mengelak dari menggunakan pesawat syarikat tersebut untuk balik mengundi pada 9hb nanti.

Pengerusi Syarikat, TS Rafidah Aziz perlu juga memikirkan kedudukannya sebagai Pengerusi Bukan Eksekutif kerana berlawanan arah dan tujuan dengan pemilik syarikat. Kesemua ini perlu diambilkira memandangkan Air Asia bermula hari ini adalah biru.


Untuk rekod, gambar di bawah bukan watak Hantu Mak Limah. Harap maklum.

11 10 Propaganda #TsunamiPHitnah Menjelang Hari Mengundi










 

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