February 7, 2009

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1 Siapa Yang Lanun, Siapa Yang Lembu Pedati .... Pas!!!

Scenario I:

Mursyidul Am PAS, Tuan Guru Dato' Nik Abdul Aziz Nik Mat yakin tindakan mereka sebelum ini kerana terpengaruh dengan perancangan rapi dilakukan Umno bagi menumbangkan kerajaan Pakatan Rakyat.

"Lebih baik mereka meletak jawatan Adun. Tindakan itu wajar kalau mereka benar-benar manusia dan bukannya terdiri daripada golongan lembu pedati. Mereka masih mempunyai kulit muka dan maruah.

"Manusia yang mempunyai pendirian, tidak pedulikan kepada ugutan. Hanya lembu pedati saja yang takutkan kepada camti. Adun terbabit hendaklah meletakkan jawatan bagi membolehkan pilihan raya kecil diadakan di Perak," katanya di sini, hari ini. Pautan Di Sini ...

Orang yang sama berpendapat, tidak menjadi kesalahan kepada Penasihat Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR), Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim untuk mengambil alih kerajaan dengan memujuk Ahli Parlimen Barisan Nasional (BN) lompat parti. Katanya, apa yang dilakukan Anwar adalah selaras dengan kehendak demokrasi, mengikut peruntukan undang-undang dan sejajar dengan tuntutan masa dan keadaan. "Kalau Anwar tidak buat macam itu, nak buat macam mana lagi, sementara menunggu pilihan raya, buat macam ini dulu. Dalam pilihan raya, jika berlaku penipuan dan rasuah, tidak akan ada perubahan kuasa itu."

Soalan Cepumas: Siapa Yang Lembu Pedati Sebenarnya?

Senario II:

Naib Presiden PAS, Dato' Paduka Husam Musa berkata, Lanun adalah sejenis kumpulan manusia yang tidak mengikuti undang-undang dan mana- mana pihak yang tidak mengikuti undang-undang pada asasnya mereka adalah lanun. Rampasan kuasa yang berlaku di Perak membuktikan bahawa pimpinan Umno-BN termasuk dalam golongan lanun kerana tidak menghormati dan mengikuti Perlembagaan negeri Perak. Pautan Di Sini ...
B.A.B.I pula berkata,

“The numbers are increasing by the hour, but as of now, it is in excess of 31 MPs. This is not empty talk. I am fully responsible for my statement but we have choose to be patient and use the conciliatory way,” the PKR adviser said.

“I am appealing (for this meeting) in the name of political stability and a smooth transition. It will be preposterous for the Prime Minister to deny me this meeting.”

Soalan Cepumas: Siapa Ketua Lanun Yang Sebenarnya?

February 6, 2009

3 Tahniah Kepada Orang-Orang Melayu Islam

1. Karpal Singh Keparat yang hendak berjalanpun menggunakan kerusi roda dengan sewenang-wenangnya menghina dan menyaman Raja-Raja Melayu. Apa orang Melayu buat. Diam seribu bahasa.

2. Orang-Orang Melayu bertakbir ketika bangsa-bangsa lain memekik memaki dan menghina Raja-Raja mereka.

3. Orang-orang Melayu dengan dendam kesumat keluar berarak di jalan raya, mencetuskan kekacauan hanya disebabkan ingin menjatuhkan kerajaan Melayu dan membangunkan kerajaan boneka DAP. Bolehkan kita melihat orang-orang bukan Melayu di dalam perarakan tersebut? Laungan Laillah Ha Illallah untk siapa sebenarnya? Nga atau Ngeh?

4. Sultan dihina dan secara terang-terangan. Orang-orang Melayu menderhaka kepada Sultannya. Orang bukan Melayu hanya boleh berkata, "Ah ... orang-orang Melayu sendiri menghina Sultannya." Lihatlah kebangsatan orang-orang Melayu seperti Raja Petra Kamaruddin dan Hishamuddin Rais di dalam blog-blog mereka.

5. Bangsa Melayu berbangga bertuankan Si Nizar boneka kepada Nga dan Ngeh yang terhegeh-hegeh mahu menghapuskan hak-hak orang Melayu. Mereka lebih bersedia menyanjung tinggi pemerintahan Nga-Ngeh daripada pemerintahan Sultan Azlan Shah, Daulat Tuanku.

6. Orang-orang Melayu secara terbuka menghina Sultan Perak di dalam blog kerajaan Perak. Bangsat sungguh mereka-mereka ini.

Wahai orang-orang Melayu Islam, bangunlah. Siapa lagi yang dapat menolong orang Melayu Islam selain dari kita sendiri. Bukan B.A.B.I Al Juburi, bukan PKR yang menjual maruah mereka dan bukan Pas yang sudah hilang pedoman.

Selamatkan Raja-Raja Melayu

Hapuskan pertualang-petualang di atas!!!

February 5, 2009

1 Sultan Perak Asked The Puppet To Step Down

IPOH: Sultan Azlan Shah has decided not to give his consent to the dissolution of the Perak state assembly and has ordered Mentri Besar Mohammad Nizar Jamaluddin and his state executive council to step down with immediate effect.

The office of the Sultan of Perak, in a statement on Wednesday, said that after meeting all the 28 Barisan Nasional assemblymen and the three independents, the Sultan was convinced that Mohammad Nizar had ceased to command the confidence of the majority of the state assembly members.

"If Datuk Seri Ir. Mohammad Nizar bin Jamaluddin does not resign his post as Perak mentri besar together with the members of the state executive council, the posts of mentri besar and state executive councilors are considered vacant," the statement said. - Bernama

The plan by B.A.B.I to summon all Pakatan followers to gather for a massive rally of 100,000 people at 7 tonight at the ex Perak MB's house should be stop as it will be against the Sultan's decision. The Sultan Of Perak knew your characters very well, my dear Nizar. He want to stop the puppet once and for all. Daulat Tuanku!

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0 Ignore Public Opinion And Live Happily

The Pastor's Ass

The pastor entered his donkey in a race andit won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the Race again, and it won again.

The local paper read:


PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.


The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.


This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.


This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.


The bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is ... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery. Even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!

0 "Circus" Di Perak - "Lesson Learn"

1. Maka berakhirlah pemerintahan di Raja DAP di Perak. Tidak dapat dipastikan sama ada DAP masih memerlukan Nizar "The Puppet" sebagai Ketua Pembangkang di DUN.

2. Terselamatlah tanah-tanah orang-orang Melayu di Kampung Baru daripada digadaikan oleh Bekas Kerajaan Pakatan Rakyat.

3. Seharusnya kekalahan PR di Perak diletakkan ke atas bahu B.A.B.I aka Anuar Pin kerana dialah yang memulakan permainan ini. Masih ingatkah lagi bahawa beliaulah pelopor Kerajaan 16 September.

4. Anuar Pin seharusnya berhenti atau pencen daripada aktiviti berpolitik. Kalau setakat teori politik Dollah Tidur dan Najib Rosmah pun tidak boleh dijangka, hentikan sajalah berpolitik. Perghabis beras sajo!

5. ADUN Bota, Nasaruddin merupakan seorang Raja Katak yang maha hebat. Tahniah buat anda. Nasihat 5 sen ku kepada pimpinan BN, janganlah mempercayai Raja Katak ini.

6. EXCO Barisan Nasional yang baru seharusnya bersyukur dan berterima kasih yang amat terhingga buat Nga dan sepupunya Ngeh kerana jasa merekalah kereta Camry 2.4 telah dapat digunakan oleh EXCO BN yang baru. Dapat bergaya balik kampung!

7. Jadi, apa selepas ini? Mungkin perhimpunan haram besar-besaran yang bakal diadakan? PR inikan terkenal dengan demonstrasi, ye tak? Setidak-tidaknya, buatlah sembahyang munajat yang diimamkan oleh YB Ngeh atau YB Nga. Nizar? Tak boleh. Beliau hanya boneka semata-mata.

February 4, 2009

0 "Circus" Telah Bermula Di Perak!


1. Ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri (Adun) DAP Jelapang, Hee Yit Foong hari ini mengesahkan bahawa beliau telah keluar dari parti itu.

2. Suruhanjaya Pilihan Raya (SPR) tidak akan mengkaji semula keputusannya berhubung kedudukan dua anggota Dewan Undangan Negeri (DUN) Perak kawasan Changkat Jering dan Behrang yang dibuatnya semalam kerana ia berdasarkan undang-undang, kata Pengerusi SPR Tan Sri Abdul Aziz Mohd Yusof hari ini.

3. Ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri (Adun) Behrang Jamaluddin Mohd Radzi dan Adun Changkat Jering, Osman Jailu akan menyertai Umno.

4. Adun Bota, Datuk Nasaruddin Hashim kembali semula ke pangkuan Umno.

5. Dewan Undangan Negeri (DUN) Perak dijangka akan dibubarkan dalam masa terdekat jika Sultan memberikan perkenan kepada kerajaan Pakatan Rakyat itu untuk memanggil pilihanraya negeri secara mengejut. Mohd Nizar kelihatan masuk Istana Kinta di Ipoh jam 3.50 petang untuk menghadap Sultan Perak.

6. BN mempunyai cukup jumlah Ahli Dewan Undangan Negeri (Adun) untuk membentuk kerajaan baru Perak selepas empat Adun melompat kepadanya secara terbuka dan rasmi hari ini.

Wow, rakyat Perak seharusnya gembira. "Circus" telah datang ke Perak!!!

"Bye Bye Pejabat Menteri Besar. Teman doh jadi Ketua Pembangkang."

0 Drama Komedi Badut PR Yang Tak Sudah

Meanwhile, state assembly Speaker V Sivakumar said both Jamaluddin and Mohd Osman would be barred from entering the House as elected representatives, and would have to sit in the public gallery if they wanted to follow proceedings.

Siva reiterated that the Election Commission had no right to overturn his decision to declare the seats vacant. He said his decision to accept their resignations was made in good faith and valid.

“It is the right of the Speaker to decide on the seats. It is not the duty of the Election Commission. I stand by my decision to declare the Behrang and Changkat Jering seats vacant,” said Siva.

“Therefore, the two assemblymen will not be allowed to attend the coming state assembly sittings.”

- Suara Keadilan

Sejak bilalah pula Dewan Undangan Negeri menjadi hak Eksekutif Speaker. Dia atas bidang kuasa manakah yang mangkuk hayun ini pegang untuk menghalang seseorang yang telah dipilih oleh rakyat untuk menghadiri sidang DUN. Sungguh bongkak sekali tindakan kamu wahai Sivakumar. Rakyat sedang menilai peranan kamu. Janganlah kamu turut menjadi badut di dalam drama komedi arahan Anuar Pin. Rakyat sudah muak melihat "circus" di Perak. Selain dari kerja badut, entah apakah lagi yang dibuat oleh Kerajaan Perak ini untuk berkhidmat kepada rakyat.Untuk membantu pihak PR Perak yang kaki putar belit atau baghal undang-undang, sila baca kes mahkamah berikut, klik di sini ...

0 Ice, Ice & Ice At Alpha Resort-Tomamu in Shimukappu Town, Hokkaido, Japan

Looking for the perfect place to chill out after hard a day's skiing?

Try the Ice Hotel at Tomamu Alpha Resort, in Shimukappu Village, on Hokkaido, the northernmost island of Japan.

You can sleep on a bed made of ice ...

... in a bedroom made of ice,

Or eat your meal in an ice dining room ...

... off an ice plate ...

... on an ice table, sitting on ice chairs.

The ice bar, meanwhile, serves chilled cocktails in glasses made of ice.

You can make your own glass (but it would be virtually impossible to take it home with you)

At the end of a hard's day, you could relax in an ice bathroom ...

... with an ice bathtub.

The ice hotel sleeps one couple per night for a cost of £625. But be quick: the hotel is open until February 15, after which it presumably melts away, leaving no trace.

February 3, 2009

0 Sumpah Si Sumpah-Sumpah

KeADILan Youth called on Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi to suspend his deputy Najib Abdul Razak to facilitate investigations by the Malaysia Anti-Corruption Agency into allegations that the latter had offered RM50 million to entice rival lawmakers to defect.

“KeADILan Youth urges Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, in his capacity as Prime Minister, not to cover up or to try to protect Najib, but instead use to the full extent his executive powers to suspend Najib from his duties, so that the MACC can carry out a proper and full investigation with fear or favour,” said KeADILan Youth chief Shamsul Iskandar Mohd Akin.

- Suara Keadilan

Bodoh dan bengap betul Ketua Pemuda Keadilan ini. Asal ada seorang sampah yang rela dirinya diperkuda untuk membuat surat akuan sumpah, maka MACA kena buat siasatan untuk membuktikannya. Baghal betul. Dengan membuat surat sumpah RM5 sekarang semua orang boleh membuat fitnah sesuka hati. Kalau tidak ada bukti, tidak payahlah hendak buat surat sumpah. Yang pelik tu, kenapa 02/02/2009 baru hendak buat surat akuan sumpah. Kenapa tidak buat pada 12/03/2008, sehari selepas berjumpa dengan Najib? Bila ADUN Katak Bota lompat, tak ada pula akuan sumpah. Bila ada ura-ura 2 ADUN hendak lompat sebelah, habis semua sampah masyarakat berlumba-lumba keluar surat sumpah. Err ... Anuar tu tak nak bersumpah ke? Si Saiful tu sudah lama menunggu sumpah keramat Si Anuar Pin ini.

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0 The World Weirdest Hotel/Hostel ... Wanna Try?

The Mirror Room - Propeller Island City Lodge, Berlin
Ever wanted to sleep inside a cage, upside down or underwater? Here is a selection of unusual hotels from around the world for when a standard room just won't do.
www.propeller-island.com

The Dog Bark Park Inn, Idaho, USA
Sleeping in the doghouse is no bad thing at this bed & breakfast, imaginatively set inside a 12ft beagle. Created by a pair of "chainsaw artists", the lodgings benefit from a cozy alcove in the dog's muzzle.
www.dogbarkparkinn.com

Das Park Hotel, Linz, Austria
Who would have thought concrete could be comfy? These renovated sewage pipes are, thankfully, clean and functional and sit on the banks of the Danube, making them a perfect post-industrial bolt hole.
www.uhotw.com

The Old Jail, Mount Gambier, South Australia, Australia
Independently minded travellers who yawn in the face of "bright, airy and spacious" should check out this budget hostel.
www.uhotw.com


The Old Jail, Mount Gambier, South Australia, Australia
Inmates can expect secure lodgings and a yard to exercise in at the former prison where very little has changed – except that rooms can now be locked from the inside.
www.uhotw.com

Hostel Celica, Ljubljana, Slovenia
Travellers who want jailtime without compromising their sense of style should also check out the clean lines (well, there are lots of bars) at this converted prison in Slovenia.
www.uhotw.com

Gruft - Propeller Island City Lodge, Berlin
Deep sleepers should perhaps avoid the Gothic beds at this unique hotel in Berlin – or just opt for a less terrifying bed in the "labyrinth" part of the room below.
www.propeller-island.com

Two Lions - Propeller Island City Lodge, Berlin
The hotel offers themed abodes ranging from the tame to the extreme. The Two Lions room, complete with cages, has a two-way mirror into the next room for real exhibitionists.
www.propeller-island.com

Upside Down - Propeller Island City Lodge, Berlin
The rooms are created by German artist Lars Stroschen with the aim of altering guests' perceptions, something this "upside-down" room certainly achieves.
www.propeller-island.com

Wrapped - Propeller Island City Lodge, Berlin
Other rooms in this "living work of art" allow guests the chance to sleep in a padded cell, under Nordic runes, or down a mine shaft.
www.propeller-island.com

The Hobbit Motel, Woodlyn Park, Waitomo, New Zealand
Put aside your preconceptions of the soulless motel – these Lord of The Rings-inspired rooms invoke homely charms suitable for the most discerning of hobbits.
www.woodlynpark.co.nz

Magic Mountain Hotel, Panguipulli, Region X, Chile
Or how about a stay underneath a cascading waterfall on a fairytale mountain that, legend has it, can grant you wishes? An aerial ropeway takes you between tree-tops in the surrounding forest canopy.
www.uhotw.com

Crane Hotel, Harlingen, Netherlands
When choosing a hotel conversion, a shipping crane is unlikely to be the first option that springs to mind ...
www.uhotw.com

Crane Hotel, Harlingen, Netherlands
But with a swish interior, rotating sea views and splendid sense of isolation, you can forgive this hotel's less-than-glamourous dockside location.
www.uhotw.com

Capsule Hotel, The Hague, Netherlands
Unusual but indestructible, these orange "survival pods" were previously used on oil rig platforms and can be floated in different locations. A James Bond version boasts a DVD player and a Martini-making set.
www.capsulehotel.info

 

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