January 16, 2009

0 Quote Of The Day

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."

0 Advertisements Of The Day

0 IKEA Products?

0 Their Last Pictures

1 Prove Israel Is Bastard!!!

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January 15, 2009

0 President Putin's Important Notes

Somehow or rather, I think he is connected to our PM.

0 1001 Malam - Ceritera Keluarga Pakatan Rakyat

Sumber kartun : Masterdedah

Tersebutlah Al Kisah pada hari semalam, Sang Suami bernama Karpal "Karam" DAP telah kembali mengugut untuk menceraikan kedua-dua isterinya Siti Keadilan dan Nor Pas. Tuduhan Sang Suami bahawa isteri-isterinya telah bermuka-muka dan membuat keputusan tanpa berbincang dengan beliau sebagai ketua keluarga.

"Sewajarnya Pas mengambil kira pandangan DAP sebagai anggota dalam keluarga Pakatan Rakyat dan menghormati pendirian kami," katanya.

Sayugia diingatkan sinetron ini baru bermula. Penonton dan peminat akan dihidangkan dengan sambungan drama bangsawan, mungkin hari ini, mungkin hari esok, di mana isteri-isteri Sang Suami akan tunduk menyembah, mencium kaki dan bontot Sang Suami memohon ampun dan maaf di atas keterlanjuran mereka. Kata mereka, semua ini adalah angkara jiran sebelah rumah, Wan BN yang selalu mengadu domba.

"Kami minta maaf, Abe. Kami yang salah. Abe buatlah apa yang patut dan fikir betul. Kami mengikut saja kemahuan Abe" rayu isteri-isteri Karpal "Karam" DAP. "Pinta kami, janganlah Abe meninggalkan kami, malu dengan jiran sebelah rumah" kata mereka lagi.

Sang Suami tersenyum di atas kerusi rodanya sambil mengurut-gurut janggutnya yang putih itu. Arakian, maka terselamatlah perkahwinan bidan terjun yang songsang dan di luar tabii buat masa ini.

Bagi peminat serta penonton sinetron ini pula, akan menangis tersedu sedan menyaksikan kisah cinta agung yang penuh tragis ini.

Begitulah al kisahnya ...

2 System Internal Audit + Chinese Speaking?

I came across the advertisement of Tan Chong Motor Holdings Berhad on Jobstreet regarding the post of System Internal Audit. The immediate questions out of my mind are:

1. What is the relevant of knowledge of Chinese speaking has to do with System Internal Audit?
2. Do Tan Chong Motor's system require people who can communicate in Chinese to operate the system?
3. Do this company is among the racist companies in Malaysia?

January 14, 2009

0 Jokes Of the Day

0 Words Of The Day

Cristiano Ronaldo, the current holder of the Ballon d'Or and the reigning FIFPro World Player of the Year, PFA and FWA Player of the Year and FIFA World Player Of the World said upon collecting his award,

"It has to be said that the manager has played an important role in this. It was a great season for my club as well as me. Sir Alex Ferguson has taught me so much, his experience over so many years is of paramount importance, and it's a privilege to have such a great manager. This is the climax of a fantastic era. I'm proud and happy at what my team has achieved and all the trophies that we've won. I am lucky to to be part of the history of a club like Manchester United."

0 Hamas Ke Hampas?

Sumber: Masterdedah

0 Vocabulary Of The Day

January 13, 2009

0 Student Auctions Off Virginity For Offers Of More Than £2.5 Million

A student who is auctioning her virginity to pay a masters degree in Family and Marriage Therapy has seen bidding hit £2.5 million. Natalie Dylan, 22, claims her offer of a one-night stand has persuaded 10,000 men to bid for sex with her. Last September, when her auction came to light, she had received bids up to £162,000 ($243,000) but since then interest in her has rocketed.The student who has a degree in Women's Studies insisted she was not demeaning herself.

Phew ... I thought during my time, scholarship and study loan would serve the purpose!!! Ummp, it's like watching a movie entitled Memoirs Of Geisha.

0 Faces Of Lord Of Terrorists

Any retirement present anybody. Shoes should be great.

0 Words Of The Day

Fernando Torres said:

"Firstly United have two games in hand and if they win both they will be top of the League. That is certainly possible for a team of their quality. We respect them totally for the class of players they have. Many of them are among the best in the world. They're the clear favourites to win the title. We're working hard to compete with them and finish above them, and we're on course to achieve that".

That is why you should join MU in the first place when you have a chance. What say you Rafa? Still grumbling and mumbling?

0 Obama's New Ride

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January 12, 2009

0 Boycott Israel Campaign ... You Can Make A Different!!!

What you should know about the following Israel link company:

1. Coca Cola

From 1966 onward Coca-Cola has been a stauch supporter of Israel. In 1997 the Government of Israel Economic Mission honored Coca-Cola at the Israel Trade Award Dinner for its continued support of Israel for the last 30 years and for refusing ro abide by the Arab League boycott of Israel. [ In contrast Pepsi abided by the Arab League boycott of Israel which ended in May 1991, after 1992 Pepsi is also trading in Israel]

In 2001 the Coca-Cola World Headquarters hosted and was the main sponser of the American-Israel Chamber of Commerce Awards Gala. It has ben revealed that Coca-Cola Israel sponsers training programs for its workers on subjects including the Israeli-Arab conflict. The course content is created by a company funded by the Jewish Agency and the Israeli government.

In February 2002, Coca-Cola teamed up with "Friends of Israel" and National Hillel to cosponser a lecture given by the infamous zionist correspondent Linda Gradstein at the University of Minnesota. In July 2002, it has been announced that Coca-Cola, in return for millions in incentives from the Israeli government, is to build a new plant on stolen Palestinian land at Kiryat Gat. In October 2005, Coca-Cola increased its investment in Israel by buying a 51 percent controlling interest in the Tavor Winery.

2. McDonalds

McDonald's is the largest and best-known global food service retailer with more than 30,000 restaurants in 121 countries. McDonalds chairman and CEO Jack M. Greenberg is an honorary director of the American-Israel Chamber of Commerce and Industry, Inc., of Metropolitan Chicago.

According to the Chicago Jewish Community Online (website of the Jewish United Fund of Metropolitan Chicago), McDonalds Corporation whose global headquarters is based just outside Chicago is a major corporate partner of the Jewish United Fund and Jewish Federation.

Through its Israel Commission, the Jewish United Fund "works to maintain American military, economic and diplomatic support for Israel; monitors and, when necessary, responds to media coverage of Israel"

The Jewish United Fund runs "Fun-filled Summer Family Missions to Israel" (the next one is on Aug 19 2002) where families get to "visit an army base and meet with Israeli soldiers" and "visit our sister city, Kiryat Gat and see the important work we are doing there"[3]. Kiryat Gat, you may be aware from the Boycott Intel Campaign, is built on stolen Palestinian land - the lands of the villages of Iraq Al Manshiya and Al-Faluja whose residents were ethnically cleansed in 1949 in contravention of International Law[6]. Through its "Partnership to Israel" programme, the Jewish United Fund provides $1.3 million annually[5] to help the development of Kiryat Gat and to promote further illegal settlement there.

In the Jewish United Funds outreach program they pay for Christian leaders and American high school kids to visit Israel and be fed zionist lies. McDonalds entered the Israeli market in 1993 and now has 80 resturants across Israel, providing employment to some 3000 Israelis.

3. Starbucks

Howard Shultz, the chairman of Starbucks is an active zionist. In 1998 he was honoured by the Jerusalem Fund of Aish HaTorah with "The Israel 50th Anniversary Friend of Zion Tribute Award" for his services to the zionist state in "playing a key role in promoting close alliance between the United States and Israel". The Jerusalem Fund of Aish HaTorah funds israeli arms fairs chaired by the butcher of Jenin - General Shaul Mofaz, and the zionist propaganda website honestreporting.com.

His work as a propagandist for Israel has been praised by the Israeli Foreign Ministry as being key to Israel's long-term PR success.

Recently whilst the Israeli army was slaughtering Palestinians in Jenin, Nabulus and Bethlehem he made a provocative speech blaming the Palestinians of terrorism, suggesting the intifada was a manifestation of anti- Semitism, and asked people to unite behind Israel.

At a time when other businesses were desperately pulling out of Israel, Starbucks decided to help Israel's floundering economy and invest in Israel - a joint venture with Israeli conglomerate Delek Group for Starbucks outlets in Israel ( Shalom Coffee Co). A bad business decision - Starbucks made heavy losses and in April 2003 Starbucks were forced to announced that all 6 Starbucks cafes in Israel will be shut down and its partnership with Delek end. It has been revealed that Starbucks still continues to support Israel by sponsoring fund raisers for Israel.

4. Revlon

Financier and cosmetics billionaire Ronald Perelman , who controls cosmetics maker Revlon, is a zionist. Also ownes New World Entertainment & Forbes. He supports zionist causes - for example he is a trustee of The Simon Wiesenthal Center which uses the holocaust to promote Zionism and Israel.

5. Nokia

Nokia have started to invest heavily in Israel. Nokia general manager Lars Wolf said in an interview with The Jerusalem Post (4 March 2001): "We are really focusing on Israel from all perspectives, because we have an internal project called 'Project Israel' which means we are looking at Israel from a networks perspective, from the perspective of Nokia Ventures Organization, and also from the perspective of Nokia Research Center ". Nokia Venture Partners, a branch of Nokia Ventures Organization, launched a new $500 million fund in December 2000 and allowed that a "disproportionate" amount of it would go into Israeli companies. Nokia Research Center is on the lookout for Israeli start-ups with which it can cooperate.

6. Arsenal

Arsenal Football Club has just signed (26th February) a sponsorship deal to promote Israel as a tourist destination. The £350,000 agreement makes Israel Arsenal's "official and exclusive travel destination." Israel will be featured on digital perimeter boards and 450 high-definition LCD screens at the stadium on game days. The tourism ministry will also have access to the club's official website Arsenal.com, database and magazine to promote Israel as a holiday destination.

The televised ads will reach audiences of up to 700 million in an estimated 198 countries. The Israeli Tourism Ministry will also receive intellectual property rights, the use of the team logo and the right to use photos of the team and its players in ads. For an additional fee, Arsenal players will also appear in the ads.The deal doesn't stop with promoting Israel but actually grants Israel a physical presence in the stadium. The Israeli Tourism Ministry can use the stadium's banquet hall twice a year and can organize an exhibition at the end of the playing season. The stadium will also feature permanent sales tables for t-shirts.

The two-year sponsorship deal begins at the start of next football season in six months' time. With the world boycotting Israel as a tourist destination Israeli tourism minister Abraham Hirchson admitted employing Ernst & Young financial advisers to help develop a new strategy to entice people to Israel. He estimated that the sponsorship deal will bring in an additional 2 million tourist to Israel annually. Arsenal's managing director, Keith Edelman at a press conference in Israel explained how Arsenal could help sell apartheid Israel: "We are the largest club in London and have 30 million fans around the world. We are in the forefront of the anti-racism campaign in England and have an excellent brand that can promote any product ... we will assist Israel become a more popular destination". He also promised "when we find the time, club representatives and players will come to visit Israel."

7. Estee-Lauder

Estée Lauder's chairman, Ronald Lauder, also one time chairman of the Conference of Presidents of Major American Jewish Organizations, is the current president of the Jewish National Fund (JNF) - a quasi-governmental agency whose main function is to legitimize Israeli occupation of Palestinian land. Ronald Lauder is an ardent zionist, his activities have been catalogued by American Muslims for Jerusalem who called for a boycott in Febuary 2001. In fact his views are often more extreme then some israeli governments!

8. Johnson & Johnson

Johnson & Johnson purchased Israeli company Biosense for $400 million. In 1998, Mr. Roger S. Fineon behalf of Johnson & Johnson, received the Jubilee Award by the Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu. This is the highest tribute ever awarded by the "State of Israel" in recognition of those individuals and organizations, that through their investments and trade relationships, have done the most to strengthen the Israeli economy.

9. L'Oreal

After being fined $1.4 million by the US in 1995 for writing a letter to the Arab League claiming that they had stopped production in Israel, they have been engaged in actively courting Israel with investments and large-scale commerce.

American Jewish Congress has expressed "keen satisfaction that L'Oreal has become a warm friend of Israel". L'Oreal has established Israel as its commercial center in the Middle East and has increased investment and manufacturing activities ranging from a new production line established in Migdal Haemek, to joint research and development projects with Israeli affiliates, as well as education and public service campaigns. In 1998 Mr. Pascal Castres St Martin of L' Oreal, received the Jubilee Award by the Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu. This is the highest tribute ever awarded by the "State of Israel" in recognition of those individuals and organizations, that through their investments and trade relationships, have done the most to strengthen the Israeli economy.

I beg all my readers around the world to boycott the above mentioned products. We can make a different. Save Palestine people!!!

0 Israel ... The Terrorist Country

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