July 12, 2008

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The Star, Saturday July 12, 2008 MYT 8:30:06 PM

Repeat of 2004 election results possible, says PM

PUTRAJAYA: Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi has confidence that Malaysians can help Barisan Nasional win big in the next general election similar to the 2004 historical victory.

He also stated that the disastrous results of the March election was a blessing in disguise, adding that there was a lesson to be learnt from it all.
He suggested that if Malaysians could change their
attitude and refuse to be beaten, repeating the historical 2004 general elections results was possible."I'm used to making history that leaders before me had not achieved.

"The 2004 general election was the best but the 2008 result was the worst which no leader before me had achieved," he said.
Together with positive thinking, he said, the implementation of objectives should also be in order to succeed.

"There are always challenges and lessons. Losing does not matter; there is a blessing behind all these.
"Don't poison our minds with ideas that kill initiatives and make us lose confidence in ourselves; think that we can do it and we will succeed," he said Saturday when addressing thousands of people from over 80 non-governmental organisations who came in droves to show support for Abdullah here.

He received a memorandum from the NGOs promising support for his leadership as well as a compact disc of a song dedicated to him sung by Jamaludin Elias better known as Nash who is also a member of the event's organising committee.

Abdullah also suggested that Malaysians upgrade their standard of living, adding that there were many opportunities to develop and progress.

He believed that he could help Malaysians, particularly the Malays, adopt a change of attitude and work towards progress.

He said three or four years before former Umno president Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad retired, the latter had apologised in a party meeting stating that he could make many changes but not change the attitude of his race.

"Deep down I had told myself that if I am destined to be the next leader, I would work towards that," he said.

He told the people that one had to change and want to succeed while emulating the struggles of the disabled to live.

Abdullah reiterated the importance of rural youngsters to remain in villages and implement agriculture projects instead of going to big cities in search of wealth but had ended up living in squatters and becoming "Mat Rempit".

"Lots of people have questioned why I gave importance to agriculture at a time when the world was thinking of technology but today the food issue has become serious," he said.
Abdullah ended his speech with three shouts of "Hidup Malaysia" and the people replied with "Hidup Pak Lah."

Cucu Tok Selampit: Dear Malaysians. I beg to all of you. Please wake up this old Flip Flop PM. He is still dreaming. Oh my gosh!! My dear Imam Hadhari, you make almost all Malaysian want to puke .... ooooo, except your butt kissers!! One thing I'm sure you are right. You have created history and will create history. You and your party together with your ass kissers will go to the museum next general election. Wanna bet??

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July 11, 2008

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0 Congratulation Tun For Newest Member Of The Family

It was double joy for former Prime Minister Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamad who welcomed his newest granddaughter into the world as he turned 83 yesterday.

Datin Norzieta Zakaria, wife of Datuk Mukhriz Mohamad, gave birth to a baby girl at a specialist hospital here at 5.10pm yesterday.

“The mother and child are both healthy and there were no complications. The whole family is there to visit,” said Azrin Zizal, press secretary to Mukhriz.

Congratulation once again from me, Cucu Tok Selampit.

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0 Another Lie In The Making

The Star, Friday July 11

Abdullah to contest UMNO top post, Najib to go for No. 2

KUALA LUMPUR: Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi will step down as Prime Minister in June 2010 and hand over power to Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak.

Abdullah, who is Umno president, said he would seek nomination to contest the party’s top post in the December party elections and Najib, who is his deputy, would go for the number two party post.

He, however, said he would not be leading Barisan Nasional into the next general election because by that time, the country would have Najib as its new Prime Minister.

“I appreciate his friendship and co-operation and we work well together in the party and Government.

“I chose Najib to be my successor because I am confident that he will be able to lead the party well,” he told a press conference yesterday.

Cucu Tok Selampit: It is an ample time for the Flip Flop PM to bury Najib, once and for all. The pharaoh will never leave his crown to somebody else.

July 10, 2008

0 Happy Belated 23rd Birtday, Proton



Happy 23rd Birthday on 09 July 2008, Proton. You have serve me and my family for many many years. Thank you.

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Happy 83rd Birthday, Ayahanda Tun. We love you so much. May all the happiness be yours.

3 Siapa Kamar Ainiah Kamaruzzaman?????

Peguam Anwar pertahan 'qazaf', tempelak Mufti Perlis dan Nik Aziz
09-07-2008 07:33:45 PM
Oleh ZIEMAN dan ARIFFUDDIN ISHAK

(Mutakhir) PETALING JAYA: Peguam Kamar Ainiah Kamaruzzaman mendakwa cadangan yang dikemukakan oleh Mufti Perlis, Dr Mohd Asri Zainul Abidin dan disokong oleh Menteri Besar Kelantan, Nik Aziz Nik Mat, supaya anak guamnya, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim dan Saiful Bukhari Azlan bersumpah adalah salah dan tidak mengikut syarak.

“Ini adalah kesalahan jenayah yang serius. Dalam soal ini sumpah (bermubahalah) tidak boleh diguna pakai seperti mana yang beliau katakan,” katanya kepada mStar Online.

Kamar Ainiah berkata sumpah biasanya digunakan untuk membuktikan pemilikan harta atau hak milik.

“Sumpah juga boleh digunakan oleh pasangan suami isteri iaitu apabila si suami mendakwa bahawa isterinya telah melakukan zina dengan orang lain. Beliau tidak perlu mengemukakan bukti.

“Isterinya juga perlu bersumpah untuk menafikan perkara itu. Namun selepas kedua-duanya bersumpah maka secara langsungnya ikatan perkahwinan mereka akan terputus,” tambah beliau.

Katanya Anwar hanya boleh bersumpah jika bukti-bukti yang dikemukan Saiful tidak kuat dan lemah.

“Saiful boleh kemukakan seberapa banyak saksi, tetapi jika bukti yang diberikan tidak kukuh, maka Anwar akan bebas dari tuduhan.

“Namun selepas itu kesalahan itu akan kembali kepada Saiful,” katanya.

Katanya lagi, dalam kes dakwaan liwat oleh Saiful terhadap Anwar, peruntukan yang harus digunakan ialah ‘qazaf’.

“Qazaf digunakan apabila seseorang itu membuat tuduhan terhadap seseorang, tetapi dia tidak dapat mengemukan bukti melalui empat orang saksi (lelaki beriman) mengikut syarak.

“Jika pendakwa (Saiful) tidak boleh mengemukan saksi mengikut hukum syarak maka kesalahan itu akan dikembalikan kepadanya,” kata Kamar Ainiah.

Kes ini disiasat di bawah Seksyen 41 Akta Kesalahan Jenayah Syariah (Wilayah Persekutuan) 1997 jika sabit kesalahan boleh dihukum tiga tahun penjara atau denda RM5,000.

Ianya merupakan kesalahan dalam hukum hudud di mana seorang penuduh yang terbukti bersalah boleh dikenakan 80 kali sebatan.

Tambah beliau ‘qazaf’ digunakan bagi mengelakkan orang ramai membuat sebarang dakwaan yang boleh menjatuhkan maruah seseorang individu secara sesuka hati.

Ditanya bagaimana seseorang wanita yang dirogol mampu mengemukakan bukti mengikut Syarak, beliau berkata masyarakat harus tahu membezakan antara rogol dan zina.

“Rogol lain, zina lain. Senang jika kita nak buktikan wanita dirogol iaitu melalui keadaan fizikalnya atau kerosakan pada alat sulitnya.

“Zina pula dilakukan dengan rela tanpa paksaan. Kebanyakan kes, wanita yang berzina mendakwa dirinya dirogol setelah mereka hamil, mereka buat laporan setelah beberapa bulan,” terang beliau.

Dalam kes dakwaan liwat Saiful, Kamar Ainiah berkata beliau (Saiful) sepatutnya membuat laporan awal jika beliau benar-benar diliwat.

“Sepatutnya beliau tampil lebih awal. Bukannya setelah ‘diliwat’ beberapa kali seperti yang didakwa,” katanya.

Ditanya bagaimana Saiful mampu mengemukan bukti dia diliwat kerana sudah pasti tiada siapa yang melihat kejadian itu, beliau berkata itu terpulang kepada Saiful untuk buktikannya.

"Dia yang buat dakwaan, jadi dia kena buktikan. Kalau dari awal dia tahu tak dapat kemukakan bukti, lebih baik berdiam diri," katanya.

Beliau juga musykil dan hairan mengapa Saiful sebagai seorang yang muda dan berpelajaran tidak menghalang dirinya daripada ‘diliwat’.

“Kalaulah benar, Saiful sepatutnya bertindak melawan, bukan membiarkan sahaja,” katanya.

Mengulas mengenai tarikh perbicaraan kes ini, beliau berkata perkara itu terpulang kepada kepantasan pegawai pendakwaraya menjalankan siasatan.

“Hari ini Datuk Seri (Anwar) buat aduan. Kemudian pendakwaraya akan mengambil keterangan daripada Saiful.

“Kemudiannya siasatan akan dilakukan sebelum perbicaraannya dimulakan,” katanya.

Cucu Tok Selampit: Siapa ni Kamar Ainiah Kamaruzzaman??? Peguam yang setiap hari cari makan dengan kes-kes rumahtangga nak tempelak Tok Guru Nik Aziz dan Mufti Perlis, Dr Mohd Asri Zainul Abidin. Cik Kak, bercita-cita nak jadi Menteri Pembangunan Wanita ke atau Menteri Di Jabatan Perdana Menteri kalau Anwar berkuasa kelak? Siapa awak nak kata pendapat ulamak salah. Anak siapa dia ni?

July 9, 2008

0 Another Cheap Gimmick!!

Anwar lodges report with FT religious department

KUALA LUMPUR: Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim has lodged a report at the Federal Territory Religious Department against Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan saying the 23-year-old former aide has falsely accused him of fornication.

Former Deputy Prime Minister Anwar Ibrahim, right, and his wife Wan Azizah leave after he lodged a report with Federal Territory religious department against a male aide who accused Anwar of sodomy in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, on Wednesday

He made the report under Section 41 Qazaf (false accusation) of the Federal Territory Syariah Criminal Offence Act 1997.

Under Section 41, if someone accuses another person of fornication “without providing four male witness or the iqrar (oath) of the person who is accused” the accuser has committed an offence in which he (the accuser) can be fined up to RM5,000 or jailed up to three years or both.

Speaking to reporters Wednesday after he met with Muhammad Ajib, the director-general of the enforcement unit, Anwar said he had made the report under qazaf based on advice from his lawyers and religious scholars to clear his name and that of his family “from this malicious attack on my character.”

“It’s demeaning to me and my family. This slander is a major issue because it involves a sexual crime and attempts to mislead the Muslim population to attack me and my character,” he said adding that the accusation was fabrication and clearly politically motivated.

Early this month, a former PKR volunteer, Saiful, claimed that Anwar had sodomised him at a condominium at Bukit Damansara. He made a police report on the matter.

Saiful also challenged the de facto PKR leader to a mubahalah which is to take an oath before God to show who is telling the truth by seeking God’s curse to befall the lying person.

Anwar who was accompanied by his wife Datin Seri Wan Azizah Wan Ismail and lawyer Kamar Ainiah Kamaruzaman, said he was prepared to take part in a mubahalah if the ulamak and syariah courts advise him to do so.

“I am leaving it to the Islamic scholars. It is not a question of courage or that I am not prepared to take an oath but because it is a religious issue - not a political game - so I have to be (correctly) advised about it.

“If the ulamak and syariah court advise this needs to done, then I will do it,” he said.

Anwar said Muslim scholars had advised him against doing anything that transgressed Islamic rule.

“This is a criminal offence. It must be investigated. There’s nothing in Islamic law that allows you to take an oath when it is a criminal offence.

“Otherwise a murderer can swear on the Quran and get away scot-free,” he said, adding that this (mubahalah proposal) was a form of trickery to delude the Muslims as whatever he did could influence a great number of Muslims in the country.

His lawyer Kamar Ainiah said under Islam a man was innocent until proven guilty and it was up to the accuser to bring forward four witnesses to prove his accusation.

To a question that Saiful had claimed that Anwar had sodomised him against his will and hence the matter should be considered as rape rather than fornication, Kamar Ainiah said, this was not logical as the former (Saiful) was much bigger and stronger than Anwar and should have been able to fight him off if that was so.

Cucu Tok Selampit: Yea Datuk Seri, you can report to all departments in Malaysia to gain popularity. Tomorrow you can lodge a report to ACA, the next day to Fire Brigade Department ... but for what? I know that you are fully aware that the Federal Court can overrule the Syariah Court's decision. So please stop your gimmick as Malaysia is not fully Islamic country as claimed by Imam Hadhari. You are also are not interested to make Malaysia as Islamic country. Then , why come out with this cheap gimmick?? So when you are going to accept my challenge to do "mubahalah"? Oh I forget, your mufti don't allowed you to that. The same mufti that against the "fatwa" of smoking is prohibited in Islam due to he is a smoker!! Sorry guys, I love ulamak, ustad and Tok Guru especially Tok Guru Datuk Nik Aziz, but I talk whatever I thought is right.

July 8, 2008

0 Hunter Claims United Interest

Ajax striker Klaas-Jan Huntelaar has told Dutch media that he dreams of a potential move to United.

The highly-rated 24-year-old claims that the Reds have voiced an interest in securing his services, following his decision to reject a new contract at the Amsterdam giants.

"I know certain English clubs are following me, like Manchester United, who are very interested in me,' he said.

"I love clubs with great history like Ajax. I also love United. They are a club that make me dream, especially as Ruud van Nistelrooy did great things with them."

Huntelaar, nicknamed 'The Hunter', scored 36 goals in 39 appearances last season as Ajax finished runners-up in the Eredivisie.

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July 7, 2008

0 Pak Lah Present To Penangite

Guan Eng: It's tantamount to economic sabotage!"

GEORGE TOWN (July 6, 2008) :
Penang chief minister Lim Guan Eng today described the federal government’s reduction of the state’s allocation from RM4.862 billion to RM1.452 billion without any consultation with the state as being "tantamount to economic sabotage". Lim said under the 8th Malaysia Plan (8MP), Penang was allocated RM6.152 billion or 3.1% of the country's total budget.

In the 9th Malaysia Plan (9MP), the state was allocated RM4.862 billion or 2.9% of the total budget. However, after the mid-term review of the 9MP, the allocation was slashed to RM1.452 billion or a mere 0.6% of the total 9MP budget.

He said it was an 80% reduction from the initial allocation in the 8MP.
“This is why we are dissatisfied and angry,” he said. “It is as though the federal government wants to sabotage the economy of Penang.”

The removal comprises RM2 billion for the monorail, RM1.5 billion for the Penang Outer Ring Road (PORR), RM1.1 billion for the Mengkuang dam expansion and RM100 million for other projects, including the Penang Hill railway upgrading.

Speaking at a press conference at his office today, Lim accused prime minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi of deliberately creating the situation to bring difficulties to Penangites.
Lim also said the maximum monthly income to qualify as a poverty case should be increased from RM800 to RM1,500 due to the economic conditions today.

The country’s poverty rate would then be increased from 3.1% to 24.3%, he stressed.
He also claimed the federal government’s figure of RM3,686 as the average monthly income of Malaysians in 2007 was incorrect and false.

He said the government had used mean income statistics instead of median income which is adopted internationally. The median income of the average Malaysian for 2007 was RM2,542, he noted.

Meanwhile, Second finance minister Tan Sri Mohamed Yackop today ticked off the Penang state government for its "obsession" with the Penang Outer Ring Road and monorail projects, and for harping on them.

"The world does not revolve around these two projects. The federal government has to deal with bigger things like running the country and battling the rising prices of things," he said after opening a National Kidney Foundation of Malaysia forum here.He said the federal government needs to consider the many uses of its funds and has many other responsibilities, -- not only the two deferred mega projects in Penang.

Cucu Tok Selampit: Penangite can praise Pak Lah for his concern. If he can do these to his own state people, what about other states? Are you think he even bother to focus on the effort to overcome all the problem we faced today? Bullshit! This man is too much!!

0 Anwar And His Promises - Part I

Anwar: Proof on Najib soon

KUALA LUMPUR: Evidence allegedly linking Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak to murdered Mongolian translator Altantuya Shaariibuu will be released in the next few days.

“The next evidence will come in the next few days. Just be patient. This is not the end. I just want to test the nerve and commitment of the Prime Minister,” said PKR de facto leader Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim.

Cucu Tok Selampit: I think everybody had forgotten what Anwar promise us on Friday 04/07/2008 - "The next evidence will come in the next few days." This man is totally don't have any clue of what he has been talking. He just said what he want and promise everything under the sun, but in actual fact, he has not have any evidence against Najib. I hope he is not making joke to the "rakyat" of his promises to reduce oil price when he be on the top, IF he be the next PM. Let us watching his drama, because the "rakyat" had not give him a "King of Dramatist" title for nothing, right!

0 Colombian Star A United Target



Manchester United are tracking £15million-rated Colombian goal-scoring sensation Falcao as an alternative to Tottenham striker Dimitar Berbatov. United boss Sir Alex Ferguson has received glowing reports on the prolific River Plate forward - full name Radamel Falcao Garcia Zarate. Falcao, 22, is similar in style to United striker Carlos Tevez, and has scored 38 goals in 58 games for his Argentine club. His strike rate has also attracted interest from Real Madrid and Juventus. Berbatov remains United's top summer transfer target but Spurs are reluctant to sell to another English club, which is why they have quoted a fee of £30m for their prized asset. Falcao, nicknamed El Tigre, is renowned for his lethal finishing and has stated his ambition to move to a big European club.

David McDonnell, Daily Mirror

Cucu Tok Selampit: I have seen him playing for Colombia and River Plate. Prolific forward and will be pain in the ass for our opponents.

 

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