June 6, 2008

0 Funny Instruction II

Thank you for open!

I wouldn't dare...

I thought it is chicken. Well, we really never know what kind...

Ouch!

Got too many kids?

Plenty of meat for everybody...

Falling should be planned...

I told gramps to use protection...

0 Funny Instructions I


And if you're dead, please get to a hospital...

A difficult meal...

Other children are OK...

I think it was that "screw you" comment...

Are you smiling?

Start with the big toe...

Well, it is free...

That would explain the beer cubs outside...

Flavor with heart...

0 The Power of Diamonds



0 Kenali Bapa-Bapa Malaysia

BAPA KEMERDEKAAN

TUNKU ABDUL RAHMAN PURTA AL HAJ IBNI ALMARHUM SULTAN ABDUL HAMID HALIM SHAH

BAPA PEMBANGUNAN

TUN ABDUL RAZAK BIN HAJI DATO' HUSSEIN

BAPA PERPADUAN

TUN HUSSEIN BIN DATO' ONN

BAPA PERMODENAN

TUN DR MAHATHIR BIN MOHAMMAD

Last but not least....

BAPA KENAIKAN HARGA & ZZzzzz.....

DATUK SERI ABDULLAH BIN HAJI AHMAD (Mana ada Badawi. Badawi datuk dia)

0 Oil Price


The wife said,

She also said as an oil exporting country, the price petrol must be compared to other countries exporting oil such as United Arab Emirates (UAE) where the price is RM1.19 per litre, Egypt (RM1.03), Kuwait (67 sen), Saudi Arabia (38 sen), Nigeria (32 sen) and Venezuela (16 sen).

She said it is “ridiculous” to compare the price of petrol with Singapore, Thailand and Singapore.

(Source : The Star)


The Husband Said,

“The steepness of the price increase this time is simply unconscionable,” he asserted

(Source : Malaysiakini)



And the best article regarding the issue, from my Mentor, please read.

June 5, 2008

0 How People In China Queue Up

What to do if one needs to answer the call of nature? You can't get back into the queue!

This is a typical example. In Beijing 's railway station people are queuing to buy a railway ticket. It is impossible to jump queue.


You are wrong if you think only the Beijingers do that!

Look at here's how the Sizhuan people que up.



Here's the joke:

In Beijing a man complained that the queue in the MTR had caused his wife's miscarriage,
....

Another man complained that it was no big deal because in Shanghai the queue had made his wife pregnant!

0 Siti Nurhaliza & Imejnya




Cuba teka. Siapa tiru siapa.

0 The Buddha Chihuahua


In Japan, Conan, a male chihuahua, mimics Buddhist priest Joei Yoshikuni at Jigenin temple. I guess it’s unofficially Cute Animal Day.

0 Create a simulated collage from a single photograph

Create a unique collage from a single photograph. You can choose a file from your computer to upload the photograph. Choose how many polaroids pictures you like and walla ... you can choose to save the picture by clicking right click and then safe as.

Go to the site, Click Here


0 Terima Kasih Pak Lah


Dear Abdullah Haji Ahmad,
Terima kasih banyak-banyak di atas pengumuman kenaikan minyak semalam. Kami sayang dan hormati Pak Lah. Kami Rakyat Marhain berjanji akan menghantar Pak Lah dan BN (Barang Naik) ke muzium kalau tidakpun ke Makam Di Raja dalam pilihanraya depan. Terima kasih Pak Lah, We love you.

0 Anak Pontianak Kembali





Hai ... Tak tahulah apa nak jadi dengan artis kita sekarang. Macam mana nak jadi artis kita 'role model' untuk generasi akan datang? Tak pa. Bila wartawan tanya...."Oooo..Itu gambar 'sumperimpose'"


0 Malay Aristocrat Couple Wedding







Newly Wed in Melaka...Can You Believe It

Malay aristocrat couple went penthouse style for their wedding!

The bridegroom must be proud to allow her to show her assets publicly! Where are the Muslim religious officers?

However, the dress did not fit her figure or was it the other way round!


 

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